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Monty 2:13 Sun Oct 18
Pardew's rant

Following his tv rant against Clattenberg yesterday I wonder if Pards regrets his outburst now that tv evidence clearly confirms Gayle's sending off was the right decision?

chim chim cha boo 12:55 Mon Oct 19
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Scraper 12:51 Mon Oct 19

I'd say a fuck would be even more unlikely.

Darlo Debs 12:54 Mon Oct 19
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Am a lover not a fighter :-)

Scraper 12:51 Mon Oct 19
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Fuck

Darlo Debs 12:49 Mon Oct 19
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Unlikely.

Scraper 12:46 Mon Oct 19
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Could this progress into a cat fight? *pulls up chair*

Nurse Ratched 12:44 Mon Oct 19
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It's ok, Tak. I didn't imagine I was in with a chance anyway.

Darlo Debs 12:42 Mon Oct 19
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I don't see if with Pardew.
Pep Guardiola......now he is sexy

Takashi Miike 12:37 Mon Oct 19
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nurse, he'd treat you like shit. every hole's a goal in Alan's eyes






*allegedly*

Eerie Descent 12:36 Mon Oct 19
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https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=alan+pardew&rlz=1CASMAE_enGB575GB575&es_sm=93&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAmoVChMIprme9YPNyAIVyFsUCh1HHwZZ&biw=1366&bih=657#imgrc=EGhgDxWbaUENvM%3A

Nurse Ratched 12:34 Mon Oct 19
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Your top two are SWARTHY. No sex appeal.

Alan Pardew only needs walk into a bar, and every woman there spontaneously tips into oestrus. That's, like, been proven as a medical fact.

We're not going to end up pulling each other's hair out over this, are we?

Scraper 12:30 Mon Oct 19
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Uve missed that my Top 2 have the officially gr8est sex appeal of PL Managers

We're not talking Scrabble Smarts here, we tawking Street Smarts

Eerie Descent 12:29 Mon Oct 19
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Nurse, would you eat a cracker smeared in my foreskin cheese in exchange for 5 minutes of heavy petting with Pardew?

Nurse Ratched 12:24 Mon Oct 19
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Going for sex appeal would be the best strategy. You just need to make sure you pass on genes sexy enough to get the next generation laid (and reproducing in turn). In evolutionary biological terms, it hardly matters if the fruit of your loins will be winning many games of scrabble. They need to attract a mate.

The win-win would be to get impregnated by a Pardew and dupe a steady Van Gaal type into thinking he's the baby daddy. That way you pass on the sexy genes and get a secure home and protection for the little cuckoo.

Don't hate the player, hate the Bio Imp.

Far Cough 12:23 Mon Oct 19
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Yeah, I always get them two mixed up

Iron Duke 12:21 Mon Oct 19
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Far Cough - van Gaal is Butthead. Denis Bergkamp is Beavis.

stirlinghammer 12:18 Mon Oct 19
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Why did our club captain and ginge console the dirty little cunt Gayle?

Should have told him to fck off for nearly breaking three of our players legs, ankles...

Jenkinson, kouyate and payet got away lightly from the dirty little cunt

Far Cough 12:16 Mon Oct 19
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Van Gaal looks like Beavis

Scraper 12:12 Mon Oct 19
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Lookin at my selection, I seem 2 have undeliberately gone for intelligence & looks in equal measures, considering that's the Top 3 IQ:s

Takashi Miike 12:07 Mon Oct 19
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hahahaha

Nurse Ratched 12:03 Mon Oct 19
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No, no, no, no, no.

No southern europeans. I like my male pale.

And Van Gaal looks like Paul Merton's maiden aunt.

Gruesome Dump 12:02 Mon Oct 19
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Furry. Nestling in his crevices. Straggly. Silver.

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